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[paranday]

I AM....
POWER BAGGER MAN!!!!!!!

You're a lawn mower?

[spinsmashpop]

You're a lawn mower?

They ripped off MY ABBREVIATED NAME for they know the power and impact of a name is important. Don't worry, I've got my lawyers on them as we speak!

Why?
Because I am.....

SUPER POWER SPEED BAGGER MAN!

[Clubber Lang]

SMP,

Due to your extreme power (something that I can relate to very much).

I was thinking... is there a way to harness this raw energy?

Maybe if you connected some sort of wire to your swivel to an empty container (non-metallic).

Then the next step would be to find a way a convert the energy being generated when you slam the ball with your fists of granite in to electricity.

This electricity would then be stored in the non-metallic container I already mentioned.

After doing some very advanced calculations I have concluded that a small mid-western town in the US of A could be powered for up to a week each time you whack your speed ball.

I always knew that the speedy ball would be the answer to our energy demands.

You would need to control the speed of hitting the speed ball because too fast and the voltage will go up over the 110v that the US of A uses and then you would need to make sure that it reached the 230v that we use over here in the United Kingdom.

An empty family sized bottle of Pepsi or Coca~Cola should hold enough electricity to keep us in the UK going for around a month or so, according to my calculations.

Smaller bottles would be easier to carry and plug in to an electric car and should give enough mileage to go around the world a couple of times or so.

It is for a good cause so please give generously.

I have checked the science behind all of this with world leading experts and I can personally guarantee 128% of the time that it is guaranteed to work 147% of the time.

Kind regards,

Dr Clubber Lang
Chief Scientist.

[spinsmashpop]

Guys like me don't need all the publicity and scrutiny into my private life...
next thing you know I'll be on the cover of the Enquirer hanging with Brad Pitt or photos will pop up of me having an affair with Matthey Mcaunahey or however you spell it.....
Why don't I need all that hassle???
Cuz I's...

THE ORIGINAL SUPER POWER SPEED BAGGER MAN!

[deano]

Spin,dont smoke hydro,its dangerous shit.deano

[Clubber Lang]

my thoughts exactly.

[Speedbag]

Spin,dont smoke hydro,its dangerous shit.deano

Word, brother. I see people for this in Rehab all the time!

SMP,

Due to your extreme power (something that I can relate to very much).

I was thinking... is there a way to harness this raw energy?

Maybe if you connected some sort of wire to your swivel to an empty container (non-metallic).

Then the next step would be to find a way a convert the energy being generated when you slam the ball with your fists of granite in to electricity.

This electricity would then be stored in the non-metallic container I already mentioned.

After doing some very advanced calculations I have concluded that a small mid-western town in the US of A could be powered for up to a week each time you whack your speed ball.

....... I have checked the science behind all of this with world leading experts and I can personally guarantee 128% of the time that it is guaranteed to work 147% of the time.

Kind regards,

Dr Clubber Lang
Chief Scientist.

Hey, Clubber: First, thanks for all that great work with the United Nations. You've been busy since playing with Balboa, Second, my wife is professional math teacher and she certifies your above percentages as correct. I would have checked it myself but I can't add fractions. She can solve for "X", measure the circumference of Isoptoclyes Triangles and do formula's.

Amazing.

[Clubber Lang]

Speedbag, Thank you for your kind comments.

Some people said I was 'freebasing' and I am a Jive Turkey

But you know I is for real fo' sure.

Speed balling is a stone grove.

Yes, since the Rocky 3 days I have appointed myself as the Chief Scientist for Speedbagforum.com and I never even asked Tim for permission !

Excellent comments about the measuring the circumferance of a four sided triange.

This is actually quite difficult and is something I admire. I will give it a try later after my lunch.

I do not know what I will be having for lunch but if I had to predict, I would predict it will be pain. Because I eat pain for breakfast and I sure know there was some left over.

Do not worry so much about the fractions that I quoted. The most important part was 'my personal guarantee'. You can trust me - Mr.T !!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not ask me to come to the US of A as a guest of honour or something like that - BECAUSE I AINT GETTIN' ON NO PLANE.

ok.ok I got one for you ya'll in the US of A.

a. The first speed ball weighs 2lbs
b. The second speed ball weighs 3lbs

Question: How many speed balls are there?

Answers to be sent on a postcard and 1st prize will be a lot of PAIN.

Dr.Clubber Lang.

[deano]

Clubber you and Spin have got to keep this going,had a real good laugh.

[Clubber Lang]

Dr.Clubber Lang says:

"First name: Mister; middle name: period; last name T."

[Speedbag]

Speedbag, Thank you for your kind comments.

.....
ok.ok I got one for you ya'll in the US of A.

a. The first speed ball weighs 2lbs
b. The second speed ball weighs 3lbs

Question: How many speed balls are there?

Answers to be sent on a postcard and 1st prize will be a lot of PAIN.

Dr.Clubber Lang.

Answer: One and only one.

the one attached to "the golden swivel".

[Clubber Lang]

Correct answer.

You win a signed photo of Clubber Lang.