Speed Bag jokes

[Speedbag]

Be careful punching bags made of Cowhide or your workout may end in udder failure.

[paranday]

Be careful about punching udders, a cow can kick your head clean off.

[Speedbag]

Be careful about punching udders, a cow can kick your head clean off.

Cowabunga! that's gotta hurt.

[spinsmashpop]

Speed Bag Joke....

How many speed baggers does it take to screw in a swivel?
4....1 to screw it in and 3 to say how Alan Kahn would have done it better!



BAG


ON!!!!

[MsDeville]

I don't have an original speed bag joke, but I found this on YouTube when I googled "speed bag jokes."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGA20fWdFc

[paranday]

I don't have an original speed bag joke, but I found this on YouTube when I googled "speed bag jokes."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLGA20fWdFc

Hah, and the evangelist Showtime Johnny Pal tagged him and got a conversation going about salvation for his rig. Mr. Showtime really gets around.

[Zaza]

I knew a Moyle who collected forskins and made his own speedbag...it was a 5x8....but if you rub it, it turned into an 8x11!

[paranday]

Um, what possessed you to find out it will do that?

[Biff]

I knew a Moyle who collected forskins and made his own speedbag...it was a 5x8....but if you rub it, it turned into an 8x11!

Speaking of mohels:

[Speedbag]

I knew a Moyle who collected forskins and made his own speedbag...it was a 5x8....but if you rub it, it turned into an 8x11!

That's not too hard to believe. My dad had a magic wallet for years. when you rubbed it, it would turn into a suitcase. I never knew till the rabbi explained it to me.