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The History Of Skunk!
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The History Of Skunk!
He comes from a small, unknown island in the South Pacific called Bagadonia.
His parents were on a cruise with Little Skunk and there was a terrible storm. Little Skunk was blown right off the deck and into the ocean. No one noticed for a while because Lil Skunk was always full off energy, hiding and running away.
Anyhow, a couple natives of Bagadonia, known as "Swivs", (a friendly race of creatures) were returning from a day of fishing. There is a certain fish in that region the Swivs love. It is indigenous to that part of the world and is very difficult to catch unless you were raised to hunt this fish in Bagadonia. The fish is known as the Platform fish. They are nearly perfect circles, mostly black or light brown in color and average about 24" in diameter. They can get as big as 36"!
Anyhow, Lil Skunk was seen by these 2 Swivs as they too were trying outrun the storm. This is quite possible why he was never found. The Swivs are fast! They scooped Lil Skunk up into their boat and darted safely back to their island....
The next morning the friendly Swivs fed Lil Skunk, (who, at the time, had no name to them), and let him run around the beach and play. He did have to come to grips as a small child that he may never see his parents again, but he felt so lucky that he was saved from drowning or sharks in the ocean the night before!
The reason Lil Skunk was so fond of the Swivs was because of their "cute" and "cuddly" look and stature. They were of many different shapes and sizes but one thing held true to all of them; they resembled pears with two arms and two legs! Most of them were between a mere 6-10" tall and 4-7" wide! Some were multicolored, others were simply white, and others were bright red!
One day the little boy ran behind a tree to retrieve a coconut he was throwing around and came across a strange animal called a "Skoonk". Skoonks were usually very fearful little rodent-like creatures, but this one let the boy pick it up. The boy carried it back to the Swivs. They were very surprised to see this. At that point, the Swivs named the boy "Skoonk".
For many, many years, Skoonk lived on Bagadonia with the Swivs. He learned their language, their dances, and their games. The Swivs had one very unique game they would often play while hanging from a tree. They would bounce themselves back and forth off the bottom of a limb. Their skin was a very thick, leathery type and they felt no pain as they rebounded every which way playing their "tree bounce" game.
Skoonk would find all this very amusing and often go and push them one way or another trying to get in on all the fun. Of course he couldn't do this himself but he was always looking for new games to play.
After years of this tree-bounce game went by, Skoonk's pushing became a light tapping and then ultimately a punching of the Swivs as they rebounded with great delight! The Swivs would try to move out of the way of Skoonk's fists which forced him to have to punch in an irregular manner. He would punch from behind, from the sides, if he'd miss he would use his elbows, etc...
This went on for years but Skoonk missed his parents.
He told the Swivs he was making a boat and was going to find his parents.
Well, the short of that is that he did make a very sturdy boat, he sailed for months and ended up near north Florida. He found his parents, they home schooled him, and he adjusted with great ease. I forgot to mention that his parents accepted him as "Skoonk". He was happy with the name as it made him think of his friends the Swivs back in Bagadonia. But the kids in school couldn't get it right. They ended up simply calling Skoonk, Skunk.
One day as Skunk walked home from school, he saw a window with a boxing gym inside. He thought his mind was playing tricks on him; was that a Swiv getting punched in that gym?? He went inside to see that in fact it was not. It was a speed bag. Well, Skunk took one look at it and slowly started tapping away. Within a minute the whole gym had stopped all activity and all eyes were fixated on this teenager punching the speed bag with a force, precision, command and speed unlike anyone had ever seen before.....
And the rest is history.....
And yes, folks, I really did just write that. And no, I did not just smoke a huge joint. I am actually quite tired. But the thought occurred when I placed a response comment to a comment Speedbag made about Skunk's mightiness, and just went with it! Sometimes the strangest things happen when you expect nothing! HAHA....
BAG ON!
The History Of Skunk!He comes from a small, unknown island in the South Pacific called Bagadonia.
His parents were on a cruise with Little Skunk and there was a terrible storm. Little Skunk was blown right off the deck and into the ocean. No one noticed for a while because Lil Skunk was always full off energy, hiding and running away.
Anyhow, a couple natives of Bagadonia, known as "Swivs", (a friendly race of creatures) were returning from a day of fishing. There is a certain fish in that region the Swivs love. It is indigenous to that part of the world and is very difficult to catch unless you were raised to hunt this fish in Bagadonia. The fish is known as the Platform fish. They are nearly perfect circles, mostly black or light brown in color and average about 24" in diameter. They can get as big as 36"!
Anyhow, Lil Skunk was seen by these 2 Swivs as they too were trying outrun the storm. This is quite possible why he was never found. The Swivs are fast! They scooped Lil Skunk up into their boat and darted safely back to their island....
The next morning the friendly Swivs fed Lil Skunk, (who, at the time, had no name to them), and let him run around the beach and play. He did have to come to grips as a small child that he may never see his parents again, but he felt so lucky that he was saved from drowning or sharks in the ocean the night before!
The reason Lil Skunk was so fond of the Swivs was because of their "cute" and "cuddly" look and stature. They were of many different shapes and sizes but one thing held true to all of them; they resembled pears with two arms and two legs! Most of them were between a mere 6-10" tall and 4-7" wide! Some were multicolored, others were simply white, and others were bright red!
One day the little boy ran behind a tree to retrieve a coconut he was throwing around and came across a strange animal called a "Skoonk". Skoonks were usually very fearful little rodent-like creatures, but this one let the boy pick it up. The boy carried it back to the Swivs. They were very surprised to see this. At that point, the Swivs named the boy "Skoonk".
For many, many years, Skoonk lived on Bagadonia with the Swivs. He learned their language, their dances, and their games. The Swivs had one very unique game they would often play while hanging from a tree. They would bounce themselves back and forth off the bottom of a limb. Their skin was a very thick, leathery type and they felt no pain as they rebounded every which way playing their "tree bounce" game.
Skoonk would find all this very amusing and often go and push them one way or another trying to get in on all the fun. Of course he couldn't do this himself but he was always looking for new games to play.
After years of this tree-bounce game went by, Skoonk's pushing became a light tapping and then ultimately a punching of the Swivs as they rebounded with great delight! The Swivs would try to move out of the way of Skoonk's fists which forced him to have to punch in an irregular manner. He would punch from behind, from the sides, if he'd miss he would use his elbows, etc...
This went on for years but Skoonk missed his parents.
He told the Swivs he was making a boat and was going to find his parents.
Well, the short of that is that he did make a very sturdy boat, he sailed for months and ended up near north Florida. He found his parents, they home schooled him, and he adjusted with great ease. I forgot to mention that his parents accepted him as "Skoonk". He was happy with the name as it made him think of his friends the Swivs back in Bagadonia. But the kids in school couldn't get it right. They ended up simply calling Skoonk, Skunk.
One day as Skunk walked home from school, he saw a window with a boxing gym inside. He thought his mind was playing tricks on him; was that a Swiv getting punched in that gym?? He went inside to see that in fact it was not. It was a speed bag. Well, Skunk took one look at it and slowly started tapping away. Within a minute the whole gym had stopped all activity and all eyes were fixated on this teenager punching the speed bag with a force, precision, command and speed unlike anyone had ever seen before.....
And the rest is history.....
And yes, folks, I really did just write that. And no, I did not just smoke a huge joint. I am actually quite tired. But the thought occurred when I placed a response comment to a comment Speedbag made about Skunk's mightiness, and just went with it! Sometimes the strangest things happen when you expect nothing! HAHA....
BAG ON!
Skunks last vid is called "I'M ON A BOAT". He must be reliving the day of the storm and falling overboard!!!!!
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