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CHRISTMAS AT THE BAR!
It's Christmastime and I feel that I need a shrink
So my friends suggested that we all go get a drink...
I sat at the end of a broken down bar....
I drank so much I thought I sold my car....
I yelled at my friends and told them they were the worst
I've done this before, yeah, this wasn't the first
So they all split, they went their merry way...
Last time this happened was back in May...
I couldn't even remember the bartender's name
And that's odd, cuz his name and mine are but the same!
I ordered some shots and than ordered some more....
They were my ammo in this mad drinker's war!
I looked around and saw nothing but haze...
Getting the drink to my mouth was its own little maze
Then lo and behold what's do my eyes then see...
A beautiful woman, and she's staring at me...
She says she can tell that I am a one of a kind....
She says a catch like me is hard to find!
I eat all this up like a Thanksgiving dinner
I know that she knows that I know I'm a winner!
We end up taking a swirvy stroll to my pad
All the while she says I rule, I rock, I'm rad!
The next day things were starting to come together
But I wished they didn't, life would have been all the better
In front of me stood a two bit trashy hag.....
And all I wanted for Christmas was some free time to bag!
MERRY BAGMAS!!!
Haha.... okay that wasn't so Xmasy, but it was improv....
BAG ON!
CHRISTMAS AT THE BAR!
It's Christmastime and I feel that I need a shrink
So my friends suggested that we all go get a drink...
I sat at the end of a broken down bar....
I drank so much I thought I sold my car....
I yelled at my friends and told them they were the worst
I've done this before, yeah, this wasn't the first
So they all split, they went their merry way...
Last time this happened was back in May...
I couldn't even remember the bartender's name
And that's odd, cuz his name and mine are but the same!
I ordered some shots and than ordered some more....
They were my ammo in this mad drinker's war!
I looked around and saw nothing but haze...
Getting the drink to my mouth was its own little maze
Then lo and behold what's do my eyes then see...
A beautiful woman, and she's staring at me...
She says she can tell that I am a one of a kind....
She says a catch like me is hard to find!
I eat all this up like a Thanksgiving dinner
I know that she knows that I know I'm a winner!
We end up taking a swirvy stroll to my pad
All the while she says I rule, I rock, I'm rad!
The next day things were starting to come together
But I wished they didn't, life would have been all the better
In front of me stood a two bit trashy hag.....
And all I wanted for Christmas was some free time to bag!
MERRY BAGMAS!!!
Haha.... okay that wasn't so Xmasy, but it was improv....
BAG ON!
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