When I Die And They Lay Me To Rest...

[MikeTarheel]

I'm Gonna Go to the Place That's The Best:

O-SES
O-DES
O-TES (my mother's name is Tess so that's not congruent with this)

After that, knowing me, my dyslexia will kick in and For Once It Won't Matter because I will have learned the fundamentals.

[MikeTarheel]

And When In Doubt I Will Bag Out.

[spinsmashpop]

And When In Doubt I Will Bag Out.

"And she's buying a stairway to bag on!"

"She told me to... BAG THS WAY!"

[MikeTarheel]

Just yesterday morning, they let me know you bagged on...

Look out, Mama, there's a Speed Bag coming up the river!!

Out here in the fields, I bagged for my meals...

And his name was Levon, and he shall learn the Speed Bag...

You... my... Speed Bag Girl.