Hi ya'll,
Just found a picture of a portable speed bag. This is perfect for travelling and speed bagging whenever the urge happens.
Imagine this. You are on a long and really important inter-continental business flight to finalise a mega-business deal that will ensure the very survival of your company and the demise of your nearest competitor. All hopes rest on you. Failure is not an option. They want the truth, but they can not handle the truth.
You have to have to speed bag. You feel the need....the need for speed....bag.
You are flying first class but still no speed bag facilities on the plane.
You ask the air hostess. She asks the captain. The captain radios back to the company HQ. They say that they are presently 'looking in to providing in-flight speed bag facilities in the near future'.
I know you have all been there.
Near future? You want to speed bag now. Right now.
You watch speedball videos on your over-priced-for-what-it-is-but-I-got-one-because-everyone-else got-one iPhone. The videos do not cut it. The thirst remains unquenched.
If only you bought this speed bag at the massisvely over priced departure lounge shops, your thirst would be quenched.
Just attach with the suction cup to the over head console (next to the air vent) and rock out some ridhims. You will be the envy of all your fellow passengers and maybe get lucky with an air hostess when she sees your awesome ridhims!
Thats what I am talking about.
Dr.Clubber "I aint getting on no plane" Lang.
Just found a picture of a portable speed bag. This is perfect for travelling and speed bagging whenever the urge happens.
Imagine this. You are on a long and really important inter-continental business flight to finalise a mega-business deal that will ensure the very survival of your company and the demise of your nearest competitor. All hopes rest on you. Failure is not an option. They want the truth, but they can not handle the truth.
You have to have to speed bag. You feel the need....the need for speed....bag.
You are flying first class but still no speed bag facilities on the plane.
You ask the air hostess. She asks the captain. The captain radios back to the company HQ. They say that they are presently 'looking in to providing in-flight speed bag facilities in the near future'.
I know you have all been there.
Near future? You want to speed bag now. Right now.
You watch speedball videos on your over-priced-for-what-it-is-but-I-got-one-because-everyone-else got-one iPhone. The videos do not cut it. The thirst remains unquenched.
If only you bought this speed bag at the massisvely over priced departure lounge shops, your thirst would be quenched.
Just attach with the suction cup to the over head console (next to the air vent) and rock out some ridhims. You will be the envy of all your fellow passengers and maybe get lucky with an air hostess when she sees your awesome ridhims!
Thats what I am talking about.
Dr.Clubber "I aint getting on no plane" Lang.
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