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Hi all,
I would like to float an idea, assuming that it has not already been discussed.
How about we look into creating a Federation of Extreme Speed Balling.
This new sport would be an extreme version of Speed Bagging open to all baggists.
Every other sport seems to have an "extreme" version and I think we should have the same. Equality is what I am thinking.
We can maybe even combine aspects of other sports in to ours.
Examples.
a. Parkour Speed Bagging.
We would do all of the usual Parkour running up walls and back flipping off a very high wall BUT incorporate a punch or two of a strategically placed speed bag. Imagine this, running vertically up a wall and then do a 1-2-3 triplet then back flip - mid back flip do another 1-2-3 triplet of another bag placed mid way down then land on ones neck.
b.Underwater Speed Bagging.
This is one is self explanatory. This one is also quite safe because if you get carried away underwater and run out of air you can just obtain some from the bag. I pity the fool that used Tyre Weld to permaseal their bag, as someone else proposed in another post.
c. Base Jumping inc. Speed Bagging.
Not sure how this works, needs developing further.
d. Bungee Bagging.
I like this one. At the bottom of the jump got to do a triplet, bounce up and down then another triplet untill you can not reach the bag.
e. Bus Bagging.
Board a bus and then quickly attach a speed bag to the overhead hand rail and start baggin' until the bus driver throws you off the bus.
f. Car baggin'
Attach a peanut bag to the interior ceiling of the car roof near the windscreen and rock out some rhidims until traffic cops pull you over! Irresponsible yes, fun yes, extreme? yes!
g. Danger Baggin'
Go into to a boxing gym where some really top boxers are working out. Go up to their speed bag and let all the air out! And then run for your life! An alternative version is to unscrew the swivel so it is just hanging by a thread and wait for some awesome boxer to start baggin', laugh your head off and then run for your life!
h. No Holds Barred Baggin'
not entirely sure what I was thinking on this one. Any offers?
i. Televised Speed Baggin'
Go to a televised indoor sporting event (must be a sporting event so that the link with speed baggin' is at least in the fact that it is a sports event). Perfect events would be like televised Pool, Poker, Tennis tournament.
Then start shouting and screaming as loudly as possibly "Speed Bagging Rules! Speed Bagging Rocks! And [insert sports name] is Weak!"
j. Nature Danger Baggin'
How long will you dare to speed bag for when a very dangerous animal is running towards you to bite/maul you, before you try and make your escape?
These sports are not for everyone, so champions and legends need only apply. Let the games commence!
(Please do not try any of these without supervision by properly qualified people or without permission from me)
Any input gratefully received.
Dr.Lang
I would like to float an idea, assuming that it has not already been discussed.
How about we look into creating a Federation of Extreme Speed Balling.
This new sport would be an extreme version of Speed Bagging open to all baggists.
Every other sport seems to have an "extreme" version and I think we should have the same. Equality is what I am thinking.
We can maybe even combine aspects of other sports in to ours.
Examples.
a. Parkour Speed Bagging.
We would do all of the usual Parkour running up walls and back flipping off a very high wall BUT incorporate a punch or two of a strategically placed speed bag. Imagine this, running vertically up a wall and then do a 1-2-3 triplet then back flip - mid back flip do another 1-2-3 triplet of another bag placed mid way down then land on ones neck.
b.Underwater Speed Bagging.
This is one is self explanatory. This one is also quite safe because if you get carried away underwater and run out of air you can just obtain some from the bag. I pity the fool that used Tyre Weld to permaseal their bag, as someone else proposed in another post.
c. Base Jumping inc. Speed Bagging.
Not sure how this works, needs developing further.
d. Bungee Bagging.
I like this one. At the bottom of the jump got to do a triplet, bounce up and down then another triplet untill you can not reach the bag.
e. Bus Bagging.
Board a bus and then quickly attach a speed bag to the overhead hand rail and start baggin' until the bus driver throws you off the bus.
f. Car baggin'
Attach a peanut bag to the interior ceiling of the car roof near the windscreen and rock out some rhidims until traffic cops pull you over! Irresponsible yes, fun yes, extreme? yes!
g. Danger Baggin'
Go into to a boxing gym where some really top boxers are working out. Go up to their speed bag and let all the air out! And then run for your life! An alternative version is to unscrew the swivel so it is just hanging by a thread and wait for some awesome boxer to start baggin', laugh your head off and then run for your life!
h. No Holds Barred Baggin'
not entirely sure what I was thinking on this one. Any offers?
i. Televised Speed Baggin'
Go to a televised indoor sporting event (must be a sporting event so that the link with speed baggin' is at least in the fact that it is a sports event). Perfect events would be like televised Pool, Poker, Tennis tournament.
Then start shouting and screaming as loudly as possibly "Speed Bagging Rules! Speed Bagging Rocks! And [insert sports name] is Weak!"
j. Nature Danger Baggin'
How long will you dare to speed bag for when a very dangerous animal is running towards you to bite/maul you, before you try and make your escape?
These sports are not for everyone, so champions and legends need only apply. Let the games commence!
(Please do not try any of these without supervision by properly qualified people or without permission from me)
Any input gratefully received.
Dr.Lang
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